When u trynna sneeze n it won't come out :E pic.twitter.com/hLRufBcur5

Staying at my moms house with 2 chicks hope that there won’t be air raids so I won’t have to explain it.

This chick gotta stop giving me lap dances I’m wearing shorts.

Love getting drunk and dancing in the corner by myself. Guess ill never change.

@williambournes I’m down